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So I figured it was time to healthy up for a few days here... we've got a few days off before the oilers start up their drive for the cup again, and ive got to do something to make my organs happy... (yes liver, i did recieve your memo)
i like to think that i'm the sort of fellow who'll throw back a few beers when he feels like throwing a back a few beers. And... I like to think its all on the up and up. I'm a pretty peaceful and fun-lovin drinker, so at the end of the day, everbody wins if you ask me. But, I guess every once in a while, you have to step back and examine your life in a more sober, contemplative state. And quite frankly, things could be a lot better. I feel like hell these days, and the combination of the beard, unkempt hair, and monstrous beer gut arent exactly teaming up for an impressive aesthetic presentation... seperately, each of them is a thing of beauty... that goes without saying... but together, i guess its just too much to take in all at once.
waking up to a daily anxiety attack is getting old fast too. the only think i want creeping into my brain at 5am is how glorious my 7am bowel movement is going to be.
but i digress...
against my own wishes, ive decided to set some goals for myself. i'm not going to write these goals down this evening, cause its boring me just thinking about all this, for some reason, i just thought i should document this crossroads. Then, when im laying on my back on the floor two sundays from now, fatter, shaggier and ridiculously hungover, i can read this, and say "shit, i remember that night... i sure had some good intentions."
and, 10 years from now, when im still single and alone... right before i start an evening of applying the dewey decimal system to my vast collection of internet porn, i can read this and think, "dammit, if i only would have followed through...".
who am i kidding... a collection of internet porn big enough to require library like shelving and the dewey decimal system would be fucken awesome. it looks like my list of goals for the summer just got one item longer.
i like to think that i'm the sort of fellow who'll throw back a few beers when he feels like throwing a back a few beers. And... I like to think its all on the up and up. I'm a pretty peaceful and fun-lovin drinker, so at the end of the day, everbody wins if you ask me. But, I guess every once in a while, you have to step back and examine your life in a more sober, contemplative state. And quite frankly, things could be a lot better. I feel like hell these days, and the combination of the beard, unkempt hair, and monstrous beer gut arent exactly teaming up for an impressive aesthetic presentation... seperately, each of them is a thing of beauty... that goes without saying... but together, i guess its just too much to take in all at once.
waking up to a daily anxiety attack is getting old fast too. the only think i want creeping into my brain at 5am is how glorious my 7am bowel movement is going to be.
but i digress...
against my own wishes, ive decided to set some goals for myself. i'm not going to write these goals down this evening, cause its boring me just thinking about all this, for some reason, i just thought i should document this crossroads. Then, when im laying on my back on the floor two sundays from now, fatter, shaggier and ridiculously hungover, i can read this, and say "shit, i remember that night... i sure had some good intentions."
and, 10 years from now, when im still single and alone... right before i start an evening of applying the dewey decimal system to my vast collection of internet porn, i can read this and think, "dammit, if i only would have followed through...".
who am i kidding... a collection of internet porn big enough to require library like shelving and the dewey decimal system would be fucken awesome. it looks like my list of goals for the summer just got one item longer.
Damn, this site came up when I was searching for porn.
Posted by
Fred |
Wed May 31, 04:00:00 PM PDT
Wow. We going for a minimalist look for the blog site now or what?
Posted by
VF |
Wed May 31, 05:53:00 PM PDT
Mr Fancy pants with your nice looking background and all. God I hate you.
Posted by
Doc Thirst |
Tue Jun 20, 08:14:00 AM PDT