R.I.P. Crocodile Hunter
I thought this deserved its own post.
I know everyone sort of expected it. Every time you tuned in, you thought to yourself, "one day, that goofy bastard's gonna get it..." But at the same time, it was what he did... If anyone could juggle some scorpions while jerking off a croc with his left foot, it was steve... (ok, i dont think that ever happend., i'm just trying to make a point here. he did some pretty crazy stuff, even if that didnt exactly include juggling some scorpions while jerking off a croc with his left foot.)
The crocodile hunter met his end doing something he loved, in a way that was completely fitting. And even though he didnt want to die, that might very well be the way he would have wanted to go. Death by stingray.
None the less, i was surprisingly sad when i heard this news. i cant explain it, but i sat up in bed last night at 3am when i heard the news and thought, "what the fuck? Cmon... not the god-damned crocodile hunter!"
(you need to put that in a sad, depressed tone... not an angry one)
i'm not sure why it made me sad... but it did. and i'm not entirely sure why, but i'll miss him. i didnt watch his show very often, but he was entertaining. and he seemed like a nice guy too... at least i'm gonna assume he was a nice guy.
And so now, we, the unclean masses, are left to brave this cruel world, without the knowledge that somewhere out there, theres a crazy bastard with a think australian accent attempting to circumcize a hippo, and we'll get to watch it all next week.
all sarcasm aside, that makes my heart just a little bit heavier.
so long crocdile hunter. godspeed.
I know everyone sort of expected it. Every time you tuned in, you thought to yourself, "one day, that goofy bastard's gonna get it..." But at the same time, it was what he did... If anyone could juggle some scorpions while jerking off a croc with his left foot, it was steve... (ok, i dont think that ever happend., i'm just trying to make a point here. he did some pretty crazy stuff, even if that didnt exactly include juggling some scorpions while jerking off a croc with his left foot.)
The crocodile hunter met his end doing something he loved, in a way that was completely fitting. And even though he didnt want to die, that might very well be the way he would have wanted to go. Death by stingray.
None the less, i was surprisingly sad when i heard this news. i cant explain it, but i sat up in bed last night at 3am when i heard the news and thought, "what the fuck? Cmon... not the god-damned crocodile hunter!"
(you need to put that in a sad, depressed tone... not an angry one)
i'm not sure why it made me sad... but it did. and i'm not entirely sure why, but i'll miss him. i didnt watch his show very often, but he was entertaining. and he seemed like a nice guy too... at least i'm gonna assume he was a nice guy.
And so now, we, the unclean masses, are left to brave this cruel world, without the knowledge that somewhere out there, theres a crazy bastard with a think australian accent attempting to circumcize a hippo, and we'll get to watch it all next week.
all sarcasm aside, that makes my heart just a little bit heavier.
so long crocdile hunter. godspeed.
